New Found Glory - emo hairstyles

Skater punks! I thought this band was meant to be emo! God damn punks! What's the score here? Only three of them are dressed in black for starters. One of them is even wearing shorts! Is that not forbidden in the Emo Bible or something. The guy on the far right looks like a constipated Meatloaf. It's been a long time since he's sat down on the toilet and had a good old shat. His hairs a bit of a slicked back affair too. Looks more like a car salesman than an emo child.

The rest of them all look rather forgettable. It's as if they are saying "We're gonna fuck your shit up!". U-nemo as my ass on cracker Friday.