Dashboard Confessional - emo hairstyles

There seems to be only one guy in this band. His attitude is all wrong for starters. "Living life 100%??!?!" does this man actually go to a health club or something? He looks too well fed to be emo. He looks like he should be in a Giorgio Armani suit posing for clothes catalogues. There isn't really a great deal else to say here. The guy doesn't look very offensive does he? Which is always a good thing. Or maybe not. After all I nearly pissed myself whilst typing up the My Chemical Romance page. God don't get me started on all of that again!