Bullet For My Valentine - emo hairstyles

I hate this band already. I hate their t-shirts, tattoos and haircuts. They look more like a bad metal band than a bad emo outfit. Is it necessary to have shit hair to be in this group or something? If I brought along my guitar to one of their practice sessions would they let me into the band, providing I was wearing a skintight black-tshirt with a meaningless picture on the front of it?

I might just try that you know. Not.