Alkaline Trio - emo hairstyles

Hmmmmmm. Where is the emo here? And why does it seem that they've just mugged a gang of crossdressers and stole their clothes? The bald guy on the right reminds me of him out of Aqua. Remember the ones that did Barbie Girl? He looks like he is called Brad. Are the two on the left twins or something? The one in the middle looks like a billiards player. Lefty looks far too camp to be in an emo band. None of them have the emo hair. What's going on here? They look like a bunch of misfits.